With a puff of smoke, ALP leader Bill Shorten will be gone, page-4

Puff the magic dragon down by the sea

Another puff and Little Billy will be history

Albo stands there waiting to take the top job

So does snarling Tanya but she has a slight prob

Hubbys past record may destroy her chance

But shes eager to undertake the dance

And dopey Goosie Bowen wants a shot as well

Hes got as much chance as a snowball in hell