The English language has some
wonderfully Anthropomorphic
Collective Nouns for the various
Groups of Animals.
We are all familiar with a
Herd of Cows,
Flock of Chickens,
School of Fish,
And a Gaggle of Geese, and
A Pride of Lions.
However, less widely known is:
A Murder of Crows,
(as well as their Cousins
the Rooks and Ravens),
An Exaltation of Doves.
And, presumably because
they look so Wise:
A Congress of Owls.
Now consider a Group of Baboons.
They are the Loudest, most
Dangerous, most Obnoxious,
most Viciously Aggressive and
least intelligent of all Primates . . .
And what is the proper Collective
Noun for a Group of Baboons?
Believe it or not . . . A Parliament
YEP . . . A PARLIAMENT OF BABOONS!
Pretty much explains everything
doesn't it?
You just cant make this stuff up.
Now if they could just find a suitable
Collective Noun for a group of Senators -
perhaps a Duffy of Senators?
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