Now let me get this right , someone broke into Thomson's home and stole his credit card , mobile phone & drivers licence (never reported to police).
Made a booking at a brothel , then popped down there and paid for it using his licence to identify him.. (there you go police , you must look for a crook who looks exactly like Thomson..easy).
After enjoying himself he returns to Thomson's house and returns the phone , credit card & licence then escapes .
Unbeknown to Crackles (Craig) his phone has been used to book the pro , interesting that either side of the pro call good old Crackles has made other calls to other people .
Bloody hell , good thing the look a like thief put the phone back otherwise he would have known he was being set up
Craig you must think we are all as dumb as dog s--t. What kind of an idiot would make up such a cock & bull story and expect supposedly intelligent people to swallow it .
You might as well have blamed aliens from a parallel universe .... you idiot .
You did not do yourself a favour with that dumb interview and if that is all you have when speaking to Parliament next week God help you ..... because you need it .
Stop being a gutless little weasel and fess up ... your gone ... dead man walking .... kaput ... finished .... dead meat
