captain emad does a runner, page-14

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    Just heard political reporter saying that AFP have been investigating (Sinbad the Sailor) for 2 years but didn't have enough to charge him....does this sound familiar?

    He just swanned through customs!!!

    Last time I walked through with a bottle of water they started putting on the rubber gloves!!!!

    Time to start up a new business venture:

    Business Plan...

    - Fly Australian pensioners to Indonesia (Cost effective as only require one way ticket)

    - Send them back to Aust by "boat"...Note to self (have a throw your passport overboard cocktail party on the last night).

    Passenger benefits:

    - Elderly will be able to keep warm while staying on Christmas Island (currently cant afford to turn on the heater)

    - Free mobile phones

    - Free cigarettes

    - Zip past the ques to get priority medical treatment
    (New hips, knees, teeth, eye checks, glasses...other)

    - Free meals (Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner...and afternoon tea)

    - Free Air Conditioned Accommodation

    - Free Relocated to Aus

    - FREE Housing

    - $10,000 Welcome package (Microwave/TV/Furniture/Groceries...etc)

    - Financial assistance from Centerlink (They can repay airfare + my margin from this)

    Risk:

    None...Government Funded...Ooops Tax Payer funded.

    Tax Payer Benefits:

    - Knowing that the money they are currently squandering will be spent looking after "OUR OWN"...JMO
 
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