Greetings Xjoer's and it's great to be back in the van. It's been a traumatic time for most of us as we see our portfolios disintegrate and the brave traders amongst us reduced to feeble guessing machines as the market which takes no prisoners continues on its relentless path to mortalise the immortal.
Even the 'great' Redbacka is a convictionless mess as his numerology and little yellow and blue bottles with a wick on the end have reduced him to conclude ' I suppose it is possible for a bounce here .It will depend on the American action tonight'...and when doesn't it man ??...and I suppose it's possible the Gold Coast Suns might win the flag this year as well.
You see my friends this is just to point out that even the great ones are struggling for answers ,it's no shame to be bereft of ideas at this point .Once it came to this I guess we all wondered who would be the one amongst us who would stand up ,show the way ,who would be the macho calmer of nerves,the messiah we could all look to give us strength in these trying times.
Last night ,like a vision in the mist, amongst the swampy gloom ,this came down the wire :
" I think as we dip into these little lows, 'tis a good time to be plucking at the bluechips tail feathers. Miners and oil have been plucked by moi today."
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Moi ???...and 'Little Lows' ?? . Is this the same BD who awaited every chart from the gurus here with a sweaty finger poised above the sell button ? It can now be revealed that that was all a charade my friends because BiggDaddy has built a false profile and been surreptitiously awaiting the time to come clean because he is really Paul Newman , Cool Hand Luke
It wasn't that long ago that he stood aghast with the rest of the xjoer's as their hard earned gains were swept away like the wind by this brutal market
Even the long suffering Honeydew was so suckered in by this pretence of destitution that she was reduced to doing the washing and cleaning ,and whatever other inventive uses came to mind ,with the neighbour's garden hose
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She looked good while she was doing it though didn't she BD. Meanwhile you were ferretting away your gains from a lucrative papparazzi to the stars business as you secretly lived the high life waiting for the time when you would be able to buy up all the beaten down stocks that the other xjoer's had been supporting over the months and years .
So suddenly you appear last night .The old BD, bon vivant and confidant to all ,now flush, refers to himself as moi . Moi ??? .Bluesdog frisked you and decided to let you in
Despite this there was a rumbling at the site as the rest of us ,caste and neglected of information ,wondered how such a miraculous transformation could occur within a few months. And poor Honeydew continues to slavishly wash the beaten down contraptions that BD has trumpeted as trnsportation.
OK BD ,it's time to come clean ,tell us what to buy and when to buy it ,you're the man now . It's BiggDaddy Cool Hand Luke ' Moi' wednesday . The days when you could tell us how to suck eggs are over
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