humble pie: shorten apologises to pie shop , page-8

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    yeah - I can feel some corny poem coming on -

    now, what rhymes with "pies" - "LIES"?

    "TRIES"

    "Pulls the wool over EYES"?

    Rudd gets the knife in the back (Shorten allegedly involved via revenge for not getting a Rudd ministerial job) - and Rudd "CRIES?"

    NO! - the lunch too long today - my brain's too sleepy.

    But how dare they run out of pies - the son-in-law of the Governor-General seemingly stamping the vice-regal son-in-law foot and (allegedly) chucking a hissy!? And he (allegedly) said to the owner - "You've lost the business!"

    Does he mean HIS illustrious business?

    Shop owner says she's an avid Labor supporter. SO she must have been miffed! Why make such a fuss - "call a radio station to tell on him" for alleged abuse - if it was just an ordinary "shucks" he muttered to himself on his way out? (As we all probably would!)

    Shop in Carlton. Near Trades Hall? Shorten puts up a sign in Trades Hall foyer then? - "Bill says don't buy pies at Annie's!"???

    See? Shorten didn't get HIS pie. Allegedly does his na-na! Meanwhile, the workers he says he cares for have lost their jobs - so many can't even afford to buy pies! So fast are their jobs disappearing! Every dollar counts!

 
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