package detail missing on imported biscuits, page-19

"At a work vending machine I used to think the drinks were out of date. I would ring up Coca Cola Amitil and quote the vending machine number...they would send out Aust Post money orders to the value of my claim...I would lie to teach them a lesson and claim 3 drinks...telling them that that one I could excuse...two...maybe...but 3...no way. This went on for several months. Eventually one operator politely said why don't I dob them in. I rang the council for the area. He investigated and reported back that I overlooked it's a best before date only...and soft drinks being laden with sugar...preserve pretty well."

P2W - you seem so proud that you had to tell us this story, a tale that would have been best kept to yourself. You need to cut down on the caffeine like I had to :)