wednesday one liners, page-30

Stone the bloody crows and fair suck of the sav mate

Just had a butcher's hook at that flaming chart
Let's hope we don't follow that big dipper and go down the gurgler cobber

Cause if we do, between you, me and the gatepost, we'll be left like a shag on a rock, ridgey didge !

At least our market didn't give up the ghost like the septic tanks' did, they're lookin as crook as Rookwood

Yer gotta be gamer than Ned Kelly to have a bash at this game, and have bloody deep skyrockets

Anyhow,i'm off like a jewish foreskin
Goin down the rubbety dub, to get blotto, it's my mate's wally grout

But first i gotta shake the snake
Dinki di

Ooroo :)