ridiculous riddles

  1. RNF
    1,897 Posts.
    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground Beef

    How does a butcher introduce his wife?
    Meat Pattie

    What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
    Russell

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    No idea

    What do you call a man in a swimming pool with no arms and no legs?
    Bob

    What do you call a man with rabbits up his bum?
    Warren

    What do you call a woman leaning on a shovel?
    Eileen

    What do you call the same woman after she has dropped the shovel?
    Noelene

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?
    A fsh










 
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