To a lady cellist:-
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"
Probably spoken by Sir Henry Wood, founder of the Proms. He was a somewhat more coarse Cockney.
when insults had class, page-7
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