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Little Goosie promised Julia a surplus that would be high
She trumpeted this very fact almost to the sky
Then the budget surplus was lost was it just another lie
Poor little Goosie shuddered it looked like his end was nigh
There was nothing else for it Julia decided fast
Tim and she would get married to make the government last
The Womans Weekly was brought in to whitewash Julias past
When Tim was told the happy news he looked sick and aghast
