Hi, is that you Joe? Just calling in to let you know You have to get your act together Or we are for the never never.
The competition it is strong With the economy - nothing wrong We need a "baby" to put to bed For the economy it is led By a treasurer who has us all on clover And thus for us - its the old Red Rover
"A 'baby', well I don't know old mate We have found that our lies grate With the voters who are very smart I really don't know where to start."
I know Joe, that it is a big ask But really mate it is your task To bring the lady to account And for us to surmount The obstacle that faces us For if we don't we will miss the bus.
An 'Ask' you say! Well I agree But why oh why must it be me To take on Julie who is very clever That really is a big endeavor A helping hand would be most welcome Perhaps it is that we call in Malcolm?"
"Tony did I see a nod? Not one not two but three, thank God! I never thought I'd see the day That you would say 'Mal have your way' That you would say Malcolm please take over To save us from the old Red Rover.
Now listen mate, don't you 'Later Ron Me' You may have have seen a nod or three But that nod did nod mean that Mal takes over To save us from the old 'Red Rover.'
You know the context of the nod for sure And what is more I will tell you more Your proposition its absurd To think that I would ask that turd Its the funniest I have ever heard I'll go down with the sinking ship Before I hand over to that drip
And so it was the ship was sunk With all the crew and the little monk But not our Malcolm who stayed on land And would finally get to play his hand.
