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If Clarke:

* grew a moustache,
* traded the ferrari in for a Torana with a fluffy dice,
* removed all of his tatts, leaving one of a beer can,
* grew a mullet,
* turned up to a post match interview in a pair of double pluggers,
* Turned up pissed to a press conference
* openly bragged about having sex with Elle McPherson and Magda zsubanski,
* organised a belated retirement piss up for Hussey at a strip club (instead of Packers yaucht),
* opened the batting,
* put his arse into stump cam and dropped a dirty big fart,
* asked the umpire to pull his finger
* wear a massive box out to the wicket (taking the piss)
* organised a traditional nude run around the oval for anyone scoring a duck
* drank 53 cans on the upcoming ashes plane trip
* Attended the Christening of Watto's kid
* pushed for hussey, katich & ponting to be reinstated
* give up the captaincy

Then he may endear himself to the public, but i don't think so.