the mad north koreans, page-76

I understand Kim Jong Un is something of a movie buff.

Some kind soul needs to send him a DVD package with a few movies to watch to while away the hours:

. Pearl Harbour
. Midway
. Above and Beyond

He'll get a reasonable - if Hollywood varnished version - of how things are likely to go when a nation attacks the US. Went reasonably well...

While he's waiting for Fedex to weave its way through North Korea's air defences to deliver the goods, he might alos benefit by logging on to to the Korean Google and downloading a few more films:

. One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
. Shutter island

They might help.