I'll keep an eye out for the candles too. He'd better buy me dinner first...heh heh
Already tried squatting over a mirror with the you-tube self-diagnosis vid playing, Foilhat. Will try the direct approach though.
Andrew, guaranteed to be plenty of that sort of stuff in there. Many a shampoo bottle has disappeared in mysterious circumstances after drunken shower tumbles.
Thanks everyone; appreciate the concern/humour. I wouldn't wish Colitis on anyone. Bloody horrible and it keeps coming back at ya.
