top drawer international finance conference

A top drawer international finance conference in a
glitzy Dublin Hotel had closed. Delegates were in
the hotel's plush chrome and tinted-glass bar.

An English delegate said: "This bar is way too
expense. In London on a Friday evening I'd
be in the Pig And Whistle pub. If you had
four Gin and Tonics, the fifth was free.

A Scotsman said: "On a Friday evening in
McTavish's pub, if I had three single malts
the next single malt was on the house.

An Irish delegate said. "Murphy's Pub is
two blocks from here. If you have one
Guinness, for the rest of Friday night
you could drink for free and if you
wanted, get laid upstairs for free."

"Pull the other leg Paddy," the Scots
delegate said. "That can't be true."

Paddy responded "I swear on my mother's
grave that what I said is absolutely true."

The English delegate asked "You mean
that happened - to you - personally?"

"Not to me, but it happens on most
Friday nights to my sister Kathleen."