surgeon. How come you're so smart?
The FBI have it all wrong.
The CIA has it all wrong.
The USA state Dept has it all wrong.
The White House has it all wrong.
And you, the annonymous shmok, has got to the bottom of it all!
Drop 'em all a line. I'm sure they'd love to hear your conspiracy theories.
That post should have been in the Humour section.
