suprise!! penny wong's a hypocrite, page-15

A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The man thinks for a moment and says,
"I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after a Labor government balances the budget and eliminates the debt."
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.