the days events in a movie

With all our money we can make a movie about today's events. The plot would go something like this.

Picture a large 747 circling the skies. It is carrying about 125 people from all over the world. People are drinking and arguing about the possibility of some mine in Greenland making them rich or making them poor. Sharman and Sandor have books about why it will make everyone rich, Realty is doing calculator work trying to figure how much he can blow on well blow and hookers. Secured is grabbing the stewardesses and figuring out how to murder the shorts on the plane. Preempt, Deltajj, And Skidoo are drinking heavily and sweating their balls off. Quasar is yelling to get in crash position as he knows plane is going to crash and we are all going to die.

Then the cameras switch to the outside of the plane and as the plane is about to make its landing the audience realizes that only two of three wheels are down. Quasar is finally enjoying himself as he is telling everyone that he knew the plane was crashing all along. Some dude names Bsumisu who accidentally claims he boarded this flight pisses everyone off by making comments about how stupid we are all for buying tickets on this plane. Says that he should never have been here and truly has no skin in the game. At that point Secured, Realty, amd Sharman grab the two of them and lock them in the bathroom. And just when you do not think it can get any worse you see the villain "silver surfer". He is laughing his ass off. As most of us reach for our barf bags the surfer unveils his secret parachute. He is going to survive this awful journey and the rest of us will die for sure.

But, right after the silver surfer jumps a huge gust of wind throws him under the plane. He gets slammed into the jammed third wheel. As he gets decapitated he unjams the wheel and it comes free. The pilot named Rod comes over the speaker and tells everyone that the plane will land safely but the heroic events can not be discussed for at least 4 days. The passengers don't understand and most are confused but still elated that they survived the plane ride. As they cheerfully exit the plane and high five each other the good looking calm dude named JayFeld grabs the three hot stewardesses and heads to a private igloo. More on that story in GGG2 the rise of the rich.

As the camera fades back to the beat up aircraft you hear banging from the lavatory and realize that Quasar and Bsumisu are still in there. And, you just hope that banging is them trying to get out and not them falling in love.

Hope you all know I am just playing and mean no harm to anyone. Well, maybe silver surfer.