Ha ha, I understand what you're saying DS. Friends of mine took a cruise in SE Asia. They got off at Sihanoukville, deemed it too dirty and smelly and got back on the boat. The only place they actually got off to do anything was Singapore and even then it was 5 star the whole way. Hilarious.
They will regale you with stories of their adventures overseas. Instant experts in foreign cultures and food. They racked up a huge booze bill onboard.
