For Victorians wanting to avoid paying their speeding fines, download and print the following pages, fill them out and send them off to the review board.
As I said, if you fit the criteria of not exceeding the limit by more the 10kms and that it's been more than 3 years since your last fine, then you should automatically be except from paying the fine after submitting the form.
I seriously doubt your reason/excuse is read by anyone, as it's the key stats that they are interested in.
I suspect you could write, "I was drag racing your honour" and still be let off!