On the chest of a barmaid in Yale
were tattooed the prices of ale
and on her behind
for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille.
There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who said to his girl, you're a tight one.
She replied Bless my soul
you're in the wrong hole
There's plenty of room in the right one.
Boom tish.
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