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Alan - noted Baked Beans on special at Joe's down the road - wondered why they've all sold out, this morning, SO suddenly!
WHOOSH!

Cockroaches very tasty - I'm told - should we reach near total obvlivion, and relevant desolations.

Anyone know what's "Hello, I'm Kevin - I'm here to help" - in Russian? Or, perhaps more apt - "For heaven's sake don't send him back here!" THAT Cyrillic alphabet's a drag, though.

But Kevin might survive on lots of "DA's!" And lot's of forelock tugging. And hand signals.