Hey guys I thought you're mothers only let you come out to play once a year in September for the anniversary? Good to see you've been let out in March as well but don't drink too much cool-aid, you know what it does to your imaginations. And remember to wear your tin foil hats at all times, current rumours have it that the Aliens who helped fake the moon landing have just escaped from Roswell and are being assisted by Elvis who is still alive of course. The last time they escaped was 1963 when they were spotted near a grassy knoll in Dallas and we all know what happened there so this is a serious concern. Anyone who doubts the validity of these facts must have a very stubborn mind and just refuses to face facts.
