make army compulsary , page-116

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    i responded already but i will have another shot( excuse the pun)

    and made it clear that all fools who go in the army to learn how to kill people should have to pay for the privilege

    I need to revise my HECS fees though

    bullets $5....each
    food at mess $10
    food on top of mountain in enemy terrain $150
    Food in bunker under enemy fire $3000
    food in foxhole in middle of winter $40000
    food in hospital free under DVA
    food when dead free to widow
    bunk $40 per night
    sarge $50/hour(instructor)
    sarg major $150/hour
    Learning how to kill with a gun $400
    learning how to kill with a knife $500
    learning to kill with one punch $1000
    learninig to kill with secret squirrel grip $4


    the HECS can be repaid when you go and get real job

    that adds something (rather than just kills people)

    to the economy and value of society

    If you die in combat then your parents who obviously did a crap job at bringing you up can pay for it

    OK... awesome

    PS i am a happy to make it compulsory for everyone over the age of 70 who doesnt have a job...bludgers!
 
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