Illegal immigrants from India, page-30

Now they've secretly smuggled them out to Nauru

Some secret, its been all over the news since last night.

By the way, if some court bludging on the taxpayers actually found that the government did something illegal. What do they do?

Fine the government? Er, I don't think so.
Put them in jail? Er, that wouldn't work either.
Make then do community service, yes that would work.

Its all like something out of an eighties British comedy, except that its not very funny.