MMA SSC graph lower to highest milk price, page-19

KP, not only can "TPM feed reduce the amount of methanol gas emission in cows", it can also provide an answer for the age old question, "How now, brown cow?" Previous Phase 1 trials with equine subjects, commonly referred to as the Mister Ed efficacy trials, showed a marked penetration of the larynx and reduction of tongue tissue, resulting in test subjects in 3rd world countries being able to provide horse racing tips "straight from the horses' mouth." Current TPM Phase 1 trials on bovine subjects have produced cows with clear, healthy complexions, sturdy constitutions and a propensity to gossip about Farmer John and his various activities. Unfortunately none of this has translated to a more robust SP as the cows seem to prefer a bear market over a bull.