Lappy wakes from a deep sleep
And thinks what dirt on Tony today will I heap
Lappy thinks Tony is a creep
And some of Lappys shots are rather cheap
He cant acknowledge the boats have stopped
So all the drownings at sea have dropped
And the carbon tax is no more
That puts more money in our pockets that's for sure
One day Lappy may see the light
But at the moment this chance is slight
