Qld Labor government falling apart, page-19

My name is Billy Gordon,
I'm the member for cook
But a couple of days ago
I started feeling crook

You see, I've got 5 kids
And a missus to support
But I haven't been paying any money
And now I've been caught

My tax returns haven't been done
But none of it's my fault
Because I am with Labor
So I'm innocent by default

Now Anna has rung the cops
And I'm feeling rather sad
Because me tax returns aren't done
And things are getting rather bad