Viva - this might come in useful when you sell Mrs Viva. Should be able to get it cheap at the Estate Auction?
Pervy pensioner goes out in style
Manfred Lubitz was a German pensioner who moved to a Spanish holiday resort in search of a more exciting life. Unfortunately his search for thrills lead to him electrocuting himself last week with a home-made sex toy.
Manfred wired himself up to a gadget which had a vibrating mat, massage pads and electrodes attached to his genitals, and then settled back to watch porn movies while receiving an electric jazzing.
His body was found by the local police. "There seems to have been a power surge while he was watching a film called Hot Vixen Nuns," they said. "The flat was damp."
Prior to his death, Lubitz boasted to friends that his Orgasmatron, named after a sex machine in the Woody Allen film Sleeper, "was better than a woman, and a lot cheaper".
