Shorten turns himself in!, page-2

The word on the street is he did not turn himself in they came to him.
I suspect and I use the word suspect strongly he is trying to look tough to get the less law abiding vote!

I understand this may be the car his deceased mother's car, the very one he spilt hot coffee all over his glands penis and scrotum.
Then smashed the car.
Sell the cAr bill, get the letters of probate.
But
When u r at 14% you will do whatever and logic is not a player.

Thanks bill for another bucket of laughs. Who could write this stuff.