Company Xmas Lunch, page-2

Actually, we've all been busy giving evidence in the court proceedings that halo filed.

Barrister: And you sir, state your name and occupation.
FD: Last name Dwarves, first name Friendly. I'm a short-statured professional investor with multiple personality disorder. I'm very pleasant about it though.
Barrister: Yes. Well. Very good. And just what is your asserted cause of action against the defendant Antares?
FD: Well, halo was real angry like, and so he asked one of my subpersonalities 'Grumpy' to come along and fire up.
Barrister: I put it to you that frustration alone cannot support a successful claim for damages.
FD: Gotta tell you pal, I'm minded to agree.

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