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  1. 990 Posts.
    I'll remind you of a little something.

    Remember when Kim Jong-un (North Korean Dictator) came out not too long ago with the whole
    "We have hydrogen bombs and we are not scared to use them!" and the whole world was in laughter?

    Everybody mocked North Korea..

    *Yeahh rightt, he doesn't have hydrogen bombs*
    *North Korea doesn't have the capability or expertise to make these type of weapons*
    *blah blah blah*.

    Now imagine, if North Korea was a stock on the NYSE, the stock would have obviously dropped south as nobody believes in them whatsoever.

    All of a sudden, an announcement!
    *boing*
    King Jong detonates a hydrogen bomb in the ocean and the effects were felt all the way in China (true story).

    ..I just realised what a real sh*tty analogy this is but anyway, you get the idea.

    At present the world is skeptical in Kim Jong-Yowie. Shortly, Jim Kong-Yowie will detonate Yowie's all over the place coupled with very positive Quarterly results showing their profits are approximately 500%+ higher than last quarter.

    The whole stock market will look like *fw0ah*.

    All of a sudden ASX:YOW is one of the top posting threads on hotcopper.com.au.
    The Motley Fool regurgitates some material out of their rectums and posts something like "I should have baught these 6 months ago!"
    Some financial analysts come out with a re-rating of a DE-RISKED SPECULATIVE BUY $1.80
    Your brokers that you pay money to recommend to invest in this company.

    ^ Realism. Believe it. It's gonna happen.

    Best of luck.
    Last edited by rtswa: 30/03/16
 
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