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What a let down. First tells us what will happen and then says it is 'pie in the sky'.

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I heard someone mention a pie in the sky so I figured I'd eat it for fun.

"It must be delicious", I thought to myself, "being baked in the sky by the sun."

So I got dad's old ladder out of the garage and I grabbed me a fork and a plate.

Then I climbed to the sky, searching for that big pie - man, my stomach and I couldn’t wait!

I looked all around, but no pie to be found and the hunger inside me was itchin’.

Then a sparrow flew by, so I said “where’s the pie?” And he answered, “Who know’s? Try your kitchen!”

“That does it!” I said, “There’s no pie in the sky” I climbed sadly back to the ground.

Someone must have hoarded it all for themselves before it could ever be found.

The big problem is, I’m still really hungry - I Guess I should learn how to bake.

I just wonder if whoever stole the pie is the same guy who takes the cake.