Expectations, page-355

That's good news, young Brent.

Each to his own, but Billy would prefer to be cradled in the arms of a mademoiselle (or maybe two) sipping champers, tucking in to a fresh croissant and listening to Edith Piaf than being mauled by sharks and women with tattoos depicting members of ACDC, missing teeth, listening to Barnesey and sucking cans of XXXX outside Maccas. Not to mention the grey nomads in the Ballina caravan park heading for the RSL for a cheap parma. Call me old-fashioned if you like.

Besides, Chateau Norwood has a wave pool, designed by Kelly Slater, which will break any way you and Coco desire.