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Ah the good ship Niagra with Captain Pugwash at the helm and all aboard feeling sick. With all of the wild and unexplained motions of the sea, and it's recent freak waves, we hang our heads over the side to look for the unseen hand manipulating and muddying the waters. Rather than the hand of God or our own reflections we see those of compatriates from the EU looking back up at us. With shark like teeth and fins they await their next meal when someone offers themselves at 48c or lower. How long will this frenzy of theirs continue until they too are satiated, their bellies full of disgruntled or unaware stakeholders on this good ship?
With Capt. Pugwash, Seaman Stains and Master Bates operating this ship who knows? One thing is for certain and that is that we should all be brushing up on our German and Dutch while we hang over the side too sick to get off.
Achtung!