Ann: Priority Offer Closing Date Extended-NOR.AX, page-63

Wise advice, Ghost Who Walks. Billy has been following your sage words recently in an effort to become less "clueless." I suspect in your winter years you have ambitions to be a lay preacher, and I wish you well, Nothing wrong with fire and brimstone.

Continuing the biblical theme, NOR holders are experiencing weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth. Yours truly has been in and out like a (insert your own simile), but he now has a sign on his computer saying DON"T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. It's proved useful when temptation to have yet another punt has reared its ugly head.

For the sake of others, though, including Billy's mate, who has NOR emanating from every orifice, let's hope there is something positive soon to stave off the stench of burning flesh. Good luck, boys and girls. Maybe the darkest hour is before dawn.