Friday Next!, page-4

DB... it's all ok mate. I just received this response from FAR:

Dear Base,

Thank your emailing. Rest assured FAR management is working very hard. Right now our team is working on the biggest power point presentation to date. We anticipate that the next one will have a whopping 75 slides! 50 of which we will dedicate to our salaries and options, to prove we are worth what we get to our valuable shareholders.

Not only that, our team is searching desperately and leaving no stone unturned, for a new town to overlay the map of SNE over! As we have done every major capital, we have exhausted everywhere that anybody cares about and as such our team is strenuously looking for a new one. We are working very hard on this for our shareholders and realise that this is something that cannot look after itself, unlike our share price. What is it now by the way?

We appreciate your question about pre-empting and it has been spit balled around the office, but no one knows what this is. Sorry. In truth we were madly working on tweets and graphic designs, so it is not a priority.

If you have any more questions, please feel free to ask. Anyway we have to go, this week we are handing out soccer balls to impoverished people. Food is so cliché...

Regards

FAR

Ok before you all whinge and whine, this is just a piss take to lighten the mood and de-stress. Put me on ignore if you are that much of a sook, but don't let it get under your skin!