Crows Top Four ?, page-332

WooooHooo the Mental Midget who has established himself as HC compulsive liar has crawled out of his dark dingy room again. You conveniently forget Crows weren't even supposes to have made the top 8 this year by many of the experts. So well done Crows and equally Don Pyke, as a first year being a senior coach in the AFL.  But if you want something really embarrassing to talk about, start in your own back yard- rap your sucking gob around this sausage -  your pathetic poooorts fit the mould like no other. Burying your head in the sand doesn't make it untrue - ask Hinky Dinky he clearly has stated ports play is embarrassing ROFL.

Facts file.
Port have wasted yet another year for themselves and their fans failing to make finals = Epic Failures.
Pathetic Pooooort record 2016 = Epic Failures Again. Even humiliated and shamed by teams like GWS played 2 lost 2- first time losing by 86 points - lost to the Cats - Blues smacked them - lost to the Eagles - Melb pulled the shorts down  - Dogs lol - Freo laughed at shaming them lol - Hawks classic - Sydney disgraced them by 67 points - Crows wiped the floor with them twice.... Be as bitter as you like Waterboy but at the end of the day - at rounds end the crows have won 16 games and lost 6 made the finals and your team as what ? The crows have earned the right to play finals come Sept.

There will be 7 teams that will miss getting the flag if the crows are one of them we like the other 7 will try again next year. The old saying applies here you have to be in it to win it. Your weak as water pooorts puffs didn't make it -maybe next year they may take the first big step make the 8 lol one of those baby walkers may help - poooorts need to do a bulk buy off them so they should be able to get them at a discount.

One last laugh - they will always hold and never live down -  The Mother of them all. ROFL