1. Turn off the iron you left on in your rush to get dressed and head for the airport, just before the flight attendant says, "Please switch mobile devices to flight mode."
2. Get a summary of power consumption by all devices in your house and figure out what you can do without, to be able to afford your investment in the Next Big Thing.
3. Program your lights to turn on and off at times and patterns that make it look as though you're at home when you're actually on your yacht in the Caribbean enjoying profits from your investment in the The Last Big thing.
4. Fine tune the toaster from your iPad, while engrossed in Hot Copper at the breakfast table, requesting it to lightly brown your toast then keep it warm while you complete an important post on the subject of the Next Big Thing.
5. Ask Siri to to call the robot manservant to bring you toilet paper when you realise the roll is empty, as you sit distracted by thoughts of what you would like to do with the money you hope to make on The Next Big Thing.
6. Ask your brand new Tesla to impose an 80kph limit on your 18 year old hothead son when he is driving but leave your highly responsible 19 year old daughter capable of activating 'Insane' mode.
7. Get a message on your phone from your Phillips personal groomer, reminding you that it's time to pluck the two black hairs that keep growing out from the tip of your nose.
8. Sneakily forward the clock in your son's bedroom to that it wakes him 15 minutes earlier so that you can stop nagging him to move his butt before you take him to school.
9. Program your Nike weight-monitoring runners to warn you that the good times brought about by the IoT have pushed your weight into the +90kg zone.
10. All IMHO, DYOR, just sayin'
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