re: the real reason iraq was invaded, page-10

re: the real reason iraq was invaded the real reason iraq was invaded was

1. to ensure the global warming greenie fascists were assisted in getting the gay blue whales out of japanese mouths

2.solar power is really the future and saddam hussein had the secret to making solar power work- unfortunately he only told two other people -his sons-

3.oil is really made from the dead bodies of kurds hence iraq has more oil than anyone.

4.the iraqi war machine was planning to invade lousianna after france found the cheque that the USA paid them was only worth $1 US....and the bank charges totalled $2.50.

5.muslims from around the world declared that iraq was the best place to kill each other so they needed to get rid of saddam hussein who really only liked to kill kurds and the occasional elite athlete who didnt win.

6.muslims from iraq like to eat sand and bush thought they had cornered the market on sand whiches.This was likely to be the cause of inflation at lunch bars across the industrialised world and had to be stopped.


***funny how most morons change their mind about the iraq war after it fails to be a positive move.which way did you lean prior to the war ?