casing, page-27

announcement uh oh Just posted by the company:

To our dearest shareholders. We have had frequent requests to increase our announcements, and so will now be reporting each hour.
11am : We have extracted another 30cm of pipe in the past hour, with 340feet to go.

12pm: John went to the toilet and did a real steamer, rig evacuated for 20mins. only 15cm extracted.

1pm: Richard got RSI in his wrists from typing too many announcements, so we're getting him another assistant to write them for him. Some Bloke named Sue in Perth volunteered and due to the lack of applicants, we had to give him the job.

2pm: Fish slipped on 37"fracture, mill bit shattered, no cement on the outside of the casing, all on the inside, expect 3 year delay and possible further capital raising. GDN is deep in the hole (15000 feet) with no way out!

3pm: Had to get rid of Richards assistant Sue due to unexpectedly negative announcing and the 30% fall in the sp in the past hour, apparently only one buyer who bought up big for some reason.(Shouldn't have paid Sue in advance). No extraction this hour due to drilling contractors birthday party.

4pm: This is the final announcement before I kill myself. To all you HC Motherf%#$ers, Im burning down the head office and transferring the cash to Uncle Sam so you petty whingers cant get your hands on it!!!

What ever will be will be. Either Hold, Buy or Sell, who cares for the next few months.