The Lone Ranger & Tonto > > Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat > down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall > cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white > horse outside?" The Lone Ranger said, "I do, Why?" The cowboy said, "I just > thought you'd like to know that > your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed > outside and sure enough Silver was about to die from heat exhaustion. The > Lone Ranger got water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. > The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, "I want you > to run around Silver and see if you can create enough > of a breeze to help cool him down." Tonto said, "Sure, > Kemosabe" and begins running circles around Silver. > Unable to do anything except wait, the Lone Ranger > returns to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes > later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, > "Who owns that big white horse out side?" The Lone > Ranger stands and claims, "I do, what's wrong with > him this time? The cowboy looks him in the eye and says... > > >> > > > >> > ...I JUST LOVE THIS...) > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > >> > "Nothing,' but you left your Injun running
