Can it be true?, page-5

He actually read something that his local member sent out? What a complete knob. Soon as I see something from my local MP in the letter box it's straight in the bin. The fact that he responded also indicates he has too much time on his hands. Probably on welfare.

Also, the word holiday is derived from holy day. So Happy Holidays isn't as far from the mark as it may seem. But since he's on welfare he probably doesn't read much. Just watches TV and plays video games....