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TweetyPie...

I remember once sitting in a bar in Adelaide, it think it was called the Hotel Hell? Anyway, I was staring at the wall with a headful of numbers…as any great Australian male would…when I turned to my sweet sister who was sitting with me and accused her of having a drinking problem, “your like a broken gin bottle baby”, I suggested, “just another dumb daughter of brighton”…to which she suggested I was “just talking mumbo jumbo” and that such comments “gave her no inspiration”, that given I was her brother we should “not behave like fathers and daughters”.

“Well”, I suggested “I might have the wrong number but the right girl” and that dad would be furious when he came back from over the border to find out she had crashed the Rolls Royce in the swimming pool last Saturday Night!

“Hey, What's The Matter With You?” she said, “stop acting like some kind of Toorak Cowboy”…”besides, Why Don't You All Get F#@ked”

“Hey”…I interrupted, “we’ll have none of that smut…you are sounding like some sort of Motorcycle Bit.ch!”

“Well you deserve it” she responded, “My heart gets blown to bits when you treat me like that, I think I'm Normal, you never care for The Other Side of the story!”

“Lol”…I explained…”don’t hit me with your Twisted Innocence…and stop giving me the finger, especially with those freshly painted red fingernails.

“Get off my back” she yelled…”all you care about is cars, bars and girls, Bondage On The Boulevarde, girls in Blue Jeans, andWomen in Uniform…like some kind of Smartars.e Songwriter…anyway, I’ve had enough of this, This Town Is Boring, I think I might go visit my girlfriend Somewhere In Sydney”

“Lol …The Girl Says She's Bored” I retorted…”this friend of yours, She's OK But She's Not You…she’s nothing but one of those Mercedes Ladies you hear about…why would you want to move up there with her?”

Lol…perhaps enough of the Skyhooks?

Besides…I seem to have developed some Trouble With The Computer…oh and there’s the phone, must be Balwyn Calling'

Cheers!