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Yeah . . and the NSW Government is ruining the train tracks so that they can afford millenium trains

And the pope is pretending to be old so he can get to 100 and win bets with the other bishops

And McDonalds is purposely printing articles (on the side) to say how bad thier food is so that people will spend more on other resteurants, as McDonals has a share in lettuce

Anyone else got a good one - I could keep going all night here but I have to go and purporsely burn by hair off, so I can get free treatement at the emergency ward and get free drugs