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25/04/17

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Originally posted by Scarpa ↑

As a catholic who goes to church almost weekly (a lot more than the cruise missles underpinning this new establishment of pizza toppings) I thought I would have a go at writing the constitution of the Australian Conservatives:

1. Children born to IVF must be seen as commodities and not as loved as children conceived naturally.
2. Those looking at sheep will be struck down as they must believe in beastiality.
3. All peoples are born equal but some are born more equal than others based on religious choice.
4. Small government is supported and pursued provided that the remaining small part supports business, me, me, me.
5. Families are supported but child care and family subsidies are not (see 1 and 4 above)
6. Bernardi must be viewed as the God like saviour of the flock leading followers to the land of dreams.
7. The infidel are those lefty pratts, but you can buy coffee from them if you like.
8. Look intelligent at all times even when blowing gas.
etc etc etc

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How does your first point set with your claimed Catholicism? Are some babies more equal than others where you pray?
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