the mighty port power

We've got the Power to choke,
We are such a joke,
C'Mon Port Adelaide pretenders.

We are the losers from Port,
We should give up this sport,
'Cause it seems we can't win a final.

We're such a flop, flop, flop
Let's just stop, stop, stop!
There's embarrassment here in the making.

Forget Port Adelaide Proud,
We're just obnoxious and loud,
As a contender, we really have been faking,

A final we cannot win,
It's too hard - let's give in,
Lets go home and have a cup of cocoa.

On us the Magpies did romp,
We belong in the lo-cal comp,
This may be our very darkest hour,

September 6 if you saw us,
Just grab your thesaurus,
Look up chokers it now says PORT POWER

PORT POWER!!!