no trades so far something is brewing, page-7

Grab a coffee... waitin time... You can just about smell the...

ALERT!!!

Run, run for the hills, quickly, jump, save yourself, preserve capital, she's tanking, the Pasha is running aground, cash in and get out quick, you'll be lucky to leave with pants on!

Invest somewhere else, what have they really got, you bunch of chart-asses know nothing??? What was I thinking....

I'm so greedy...

I'm with 'thestorm' I've only ever eaten old shoes what will I eat now!! Storm maybe... no horrible, too cold!

GOD!!!

Yes?

Help!

No worries son sending help now.

Many years later....

'Calling all humans... I come in peace! I claim your planet in the name of Mars - isn't that wonderful?'

Your planet has been selected from a multitude of entrants as 'Intergalactic Planet Princess of the Millennia!' We at Trump Masters of the Universe and Associated Intergalactic Pageants and Parades', congratulate you on your successful entry in the afore mentioned event.

Your prize is one RMG share we have been holding onto since 2007 before they owned the entire universe!

'Wow from the olden days.... now I'm rich! Your giving me the share you've held for three years. Thankyou IPPM and TMUAIPP and RMG.

Thank you RMG..

I'm bored with this now, can someone please kick the cat..... or buy some RMG either way you'll feel better. RMG is probably best and the cat will love you for it - well in an aloof manner from up on top of the fridge it will love you for it.