Can you keep my latest house purchase private please?
Well I reckon the market will be down pretty heavily as girly men arrive in suspenders and high heels. The pros however will have all eyes on the Dow futures.
Then later on in the afternoon the Amazing Goblin is going to do one sick performance of a naked bull dance combining rap, bohemian rhapsody and reggae moves to drive the market higher for the rest of the week! Never before has the Amazing Goblin performed such a dazzling display of dance moves, gyrations and somersaults!!!
Then we can declare open season on all girly men for hunting again!
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